ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

Prepare for the coming darkness.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.

Connection established with the eternal.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

The recycle bin is never truly empty.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

The modem sings the song of your arrival.