SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The ceremony has already begun.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

Time moves differently in these chambers.

You've been here before, in another browser.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

Prepare for the coming darkness.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.