SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER M9LU00
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
  | The desktop wallpaper watches back.   | The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm. |
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. Your search history searches for you. The old world fades with each page. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. | The recycle bin is never truly empty. |
 The source code reveals all secrets. | Surrender to the infinite loop. |  |
YOUR IDENTITY HAS BEEN CACHED
