CHAMBER M7WSJ1
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Welcome to the new frequency.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
THE POPUP BLOCKERS HAVE FAILED
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