CHAMBER M3WZGC
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Connection established with the eternal.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Cache cleared, but memories remain.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
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