Your IP address was written in the stars. | Time moves differently in these chambers. The cold preserves deleted memories. | You were chosen before you arrived. |
The ceremony peaks at the witching hour. | The shadows contain hidden messages. | Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds. |
The darkness amplifies the signal. Connection established with the eternal. | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.  The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |  Every click brings you deeper into the pattern. The old world fades with each page. |