CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING
CHAMBER LUOJ2X
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. | Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.  |
The task manager cannot end this process.  Your consciousness has been backed up. | The spam folder contains sacred texts. |
 |  The spam folder contains sacred texts. The network sheds its dead links. |
SAVE YOUR PROGRESS IN THE ETHER
