HALL OF FINAL TRANSMISSIONS
CHAMBER LS574H
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The network becomes the ceremony.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Your breath clouds the monitor.
Time moves differently in these chambers.
MINIMIZE ALL WINDOWS TO YOUR PAST
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 97