CHAMBER LS44PM
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
Night visitors never truly leave.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The moon phase affects transmission quality.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
The cold preserves deleted memories.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 76