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CHAMBER LROMLX

TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The portal chose you, not the other way around.

Your password is already known.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

YOUR IDENTITY HAS BEEN CACHED

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