CHAMBER LQMY0N
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Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The chatroom is empty but never alone.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The end is a new beginning.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
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