CHAMBER LOASH2
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
Transcendence protocol activated.
THE BACK BUTTON HAS BEEN DISABLED