SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER LKGLM1
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO SEVEN
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