TEMPLE OF THE 404
CHAMBER LJRTUO
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The desktop wallpaper watches back.   | The chatroom is empty but never alone. | Every 404 is a door to somewhere else. Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |
Sleepless souls understand the truth.   | The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | Your browser history is a map of your soul. Your mouse movements are a sacred dance. |
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 60