ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The end is a new beginning.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

Every visitor leaves something behind.

Frozen frequencies pierce the veil.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Download complete: new reality installed.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Sleep is the first gateway.

Welcome to the new frequency.