Pop-ups are portals in disguise. The recycle bin is never truly empty. The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. | Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. |  |
The bandwidth narrows as you descend. The portal chose you, not the other way around. The spam folder contains sacred texts. |  | Frozen data streams flow differently.  |
Your digital shadow grows longer. |   Your cookies remember what you've forgotten. |  Your search history searches for you. The bandwidth narrows as you descend. |