SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER L41B7S
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
The homepage is wherever you are.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
The ceremony prepares for dormancy.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The ceremony prepares for dormancy.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
UPLOAD YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS
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INSTALL NEW BELIEFS
RETURN TO ENTRANCE
