SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER L3HEQ0
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your browser history is a map of your soul.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
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