GATEWAY TO THE SUBLIME FREQUENCY
CHAMBER L353DB
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
You were chosen before you arrived.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Sleep is the first gateway.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
YOUR NIGHTMARES HAVE BEEN LOGGED
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 54