SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER L1KWBK
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Connection established with the eternal.
The signal finds those who are ready.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
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