MONASTERY OF MODEM MONKS

The ceremony never truly ends.

Transcendence protocol activated.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The signal finds those who are ready.

The algorithm has been expecting you.

The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.