BASILICA OF BROKEN LINKS
CHAMBER KTP2Y5
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
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Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The servers dream of electric sheep.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
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PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 98