CHAMBER KDJ45Y
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Transcendence protocol activated.
The ceremony has already begun.
You've been here before, in another browser.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
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