CHAMBER KBZP50
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
The network becomes the ceremony.
THIS SITE IS NOT SECURE AND NEVER WAS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 28