THE AWAKENING CHAMBER
CHAMBER KBWYP9
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
The old world fades with each page.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
ALLOW THE CEREMONY TO GUIDE YOU
