CHAMBER K9QFWS
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
Your digital shadow grows longer.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
COOKIES WILL BE PLACED IN YOUR SOUL
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 96