CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES

Your consciousness has been backed up.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Your screen resolution matches your aura.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Error messages are love letters from the void.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.