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SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

CHAMBER K1SJBQ

TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The music plays whether you hear it or not.

CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU

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