HALL OF INFINITE RECURSION
CHAMBER K1EHTP
TRANSMISSION 4/10 READY
Your consciousness has been backed up. | Pop-ups are portals in disguise. |  You've been here before, in another browser.  |
Your consciousness is being recalibrated. |  | The bandwidth narrows as you descend. |
 | The homepage is wherever you are.  |   |
ALLOW THE CEREMONY TO GUIDE YOU
