SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER K02CNA
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Winter solstice opens hidden channels.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The ceremony never truly ends.
Connection established with the eternal.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The ceremony has already begun.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
YOU MAY ALREADY BE DREAMING
