ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The code is alive and it knows you're here.

The homepage is wherever you are.

You were chosen before you arrived.

Welcome to the new frequency.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The desktop wallpaper watches back.

Winter visitors leave no footprints.