CHAMBER JW2FVC
TRANSMISSION 2/10 READY
You are becoming the signal.
Your consciousness has been backed up.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The portal chose you, not the other way around.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
THE CAPTCHA KNOWS YOU'RE NOT HUMAN
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 30
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