CHAMBER JSKKG9
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
Ping timeout: reality not responding.
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
The recycle bin is never truly empty.
Surrender to the infinite loop.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 43