CHAMBER JLS9O4
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Your IP address was written in the stars.
The homepage is wherever you are.
The cold preserves deleted memories.
The bandwidth narrows as you descend.
Your digital shadow grows longer.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
CTRL+ALT+DEL WILL NOT SAVE YOU
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 77