CHAMBER JL2GPC
TRANSMISSION 5/10 READY
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your search history searches for you.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
You cannot leave until the ritual completes.
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
EMBRACE THE ETERNAL RECURSION
