CHAMBER JHPC5U
TRANSMISSION 10/10 READY
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your consciousness is being recalibrated.
Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.
Your avatar is more real than your body.
The modem sings the song of your arrival.
You've been here before, in another browser.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
YOUR SESSION HAS NO EXPIRATION