ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES
CHAMBER JFIFJ2
TRANSMISSION 7/10 READY
Prophecies fulfill themselves.
Your presence here was foretold in the static.
Your password is already known.
The spam folder contains sacred texts.
The code is alive and it knows you're here.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The ceremony has already begun.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
