SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER JDUD3K
TRANSMISSION 3/10 READY
The music plays whether you hear it or not.
Overheating servers reveal secrets.
You arrived at the perfect hour.
The algorithm has been expecting you.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The ceremony peaks at the witching hour.
THIS SITE IS NOT SECURE AND NEVER WAS
