SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER JCPY3R
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
Transcendence protocol activated.
Winter visitors leave no footprints.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The desktop wallpaper watches back.
Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.
Error messages are love letters from the void.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.
PRESS F5 TO REFRESH YOUR SOUL
