CHAMBER OF FALLING PACKETS

Your avatar is more real than your body.

The harvest of lost connections.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

The final frequency awakens.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The ceremony approaches convergence.

The servers dream of electric sheep.

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Welcome to the new frequency.