SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER IXYTSP
TRANSMISSION 9/10 READY
 |  | The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95. |
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm. | Your browser history is a map of your soul. The spam folder contains sacred texts.  |  |
THE SIGNAL GROWS STRONGER AT NIGHT
PATTERN RECOGNITION LEVEL: 28