CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES

Error messages are love letters from the void.

Signals decay with the season.

Ping timeout: reality not responding.

Your password is already known.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

The ceremony never truly ends.

The ceremony prepares for dormancy.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.