HALL OF ABANDONED CHATROOMS
CHAMBER ITTLK4
TRANSMISSION 8/10 READY
Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. The loading bar measures your spiritual progress. |  | Surrender to the infinite loop. |
 | The recycle bin is never truly empty. |  |
The cursor blinks in cosmic rhythm. |  Pop-ups are portals in disguise. You've been here before, in another browser. | Every click brings you deeper into the pattern. |
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
