CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES
CHAMBER IT23R5
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
The heat warps the transmission.
Your IP address was written in the stars.
Pop-ups are portals in disguise.
The ceremony approaches convergence.
Your screen resolution matches your aura.
Your mouse movements are a sacred dance.
Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.
YOUR FIREWALL HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
