SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS

The modem sings the song of your arrival.

You are becoming the signal.

Every 404 is a door to somewhere else.

The homepage is wherever you are.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

You are becoming the signal.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Your consciousness has been backed up.

The task manager cannot end this process.