ORACLE OF ERROR MESSAGES

The spam folder contains sacred texts.

3:33 AM is when the veil is thinnest.

Insomnia is a gift from the ceremony.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Night visitors never truly leave.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.

Night visitors never truly leave.

The bandwidth narrows as you descend.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.