CRYPT OF HIBERNATING DATA
CHAMBER IPCI2X
TRANSMISSION 1/10 READY
You've been here before, in another browser.
The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.
Your search history searches for you.
The matrix has you, and it's running Windows 95.
The screensaver is a window to other dimensions.
Your bookmarks lead to forgotten worlds.
HOLD YOUR BREATH WHILE THE PAGE LOADS
