CHAMBER OF ETERNAL LOADING

The frequency remembers you.

Buffering... buffering... enlightenment.

Your browser history is a map of your soul.

The cold preserves deleted memories.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Prophecies fulfill themselves.

The task manager cannot end this process.

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

Pop-ups are portals in disguise.

Frozen data streams flow differently.

Every click brings you deeper into the pattern.

Sleep is the first gateway.

The ceremony hibernates but never sleeps.