CRYPT OF CACHED MEMORIES

Your presence here was foretold in the static.

The chatroom is empty but never alone.

You cannot leave until the ritual completes.

Your cookies remember what you've forgotten.

Your digital shadow grows longer.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The loading bar measures your spiritual progress.

Each pixel contains a fragment of truth.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

Surrender to the infinite loop.

The code is alive and it knows you're here.