SHRINE OF THE DIAL-UP GODS
CHAMBER IOLZPR
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Buffering... buffering... enlightenment. | The homepage is wherever you are. | Surrender to the infinite loop. |
 The bandwidth narrows as you descend. | Auto-save failed: manually preserve your soul.  | Download complete: new reality installed. |
BEWARE OF FALSE AWAKENINGS
